DISCLAIMER AND REQUEST:
We ALL love funny or cheesy jokes, BUT we all need to stay away from any jokes that may be offensive, rude, sexually offensive or otherwise not suitable for a public and family oriented forum. Please, if you find a joke on here that is offensive, PM the person and ask them to remove it so that we don't mar our funny thread. If you receive a PM that asks you to remove an offensive joke, please do so without a fuss. We are just trying to have fun here. Please don't ruin it! And the admins are busy enough with real issues, it would be best if we didn't have to involve them, let us police ourselves on this thread...THANK YOU for posting, and respecting other members.
P.S. I was born blond, I consider myself a blond, I also consider myself intelligent, passionate, caring and kind...but that doesn't keep me from ragging on my blonde brethren, because I know the smartest (blonde) folks never let you know HOW smart they really are (they do/say these things on purpose to throw you off guard, or to make you laugh!). So, go ahead, convince yourself that I am only a "dumb blonde"...I know more than you THINK I know (ask my ex-husband)...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,' Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times.