Flavatuation (Flav at u a shun) - the infatuation with the most recent flavor or flavors that you have recently received causing you to vape them obsessively to the point of battery draination. Also causes the person suffering from flavatuation to post gushing reports about their experiences with the flavor in large or bold letters.
Vapangelist (Vape an jell est)- someone who loans out a Vapor4Life battery, charger, and several pre-filled cartos to someone interested in vaping or to someone who has had a less than stellar experience with a gas station ecig with the intent of converting them to Vapor4Life products
Carto-chaos - the dilemma one finds oneself in by being surrounded by cartos of undetermined health, fill status, or flavor. A condition usually followed by a desire to become carto-organized thus rendering one the status of vapomaid. Once organized, one then finds that they have room for more product thus rendering one to become a member of the vapashopaholics club.
Definition by bjfgator
Vapurr (Vay per) - the sound emanating from users such as Katz in Boots when an optimal vaping experience is achieved.
Ashheimer's Disease (ash - eye - mers d - seez)
a disease that is the most common form of analog dementia, that usually starts within the first three weeks of vaping, that results in progressive improvement of taste buds, that leads in advanced cases to a life living stench-free, and that is marked histologically by the inability to recall the last time one has consumed a combustible analog tube.