You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how. ~Rhett Butler
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the [expletive deleted], the [expletive deleted], the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Annie Savoy: Oh MY.
<Swoon> Why is there no smiley for "swoon"? There should be a smiley for "swoon". tee hee
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"Badges? We do'n need no stinkin badges!"
(you choose the movie/book YOU remember it from!)
Nobody Gets In To See The Wizard Not Nobody Not No How
-The Wizard of oz
Scary Movie 3 ...cleaned up (I love Mahlik and CJ debates!)
Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!
CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?
Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.
CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?
Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead man! That @^%$ would be redundant.
CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.
Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place, foo'!
CJ: Damn! That's some quantum %$#@ right there, man!
CJ: ...... my Aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that ^%$#@ got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real $%@# right there!