I am assuming the Gentleman Jack variety...you may wear a kilt on occasion, but you are no slouch! (I was an actress in the No. California Renanassiance Pleasure Faire for 15 years, till my back refused to wear a corset one more time...my favorite group to Play Fair with ALWAYS wore kilts...I DO love a MAN in a KILT!!) last month I deliberately bought a carton of "smokes" I knew tasted BAD...that was enough to send me to my batt & cart...maybe you should BRONZE that camel as the one you DIDN'T smoke!!!