As I sat out in the driveway tonight, handing out candy and listening to music. Well, I really, REALLY like my music! I couldn't build a stereo to meet my demands, so I wired two stereo's together, four big tower speakers, 100 plus watts to each. Anyway, I'm handing out candy, music at a moderate level, I could converse with people withing 10ft of me. I notice half or better of the kids walk on past my house? Garage is open and lit up, I'm sitting there with a bowl of candy, but yet they walk on by?
"To heck with this!" I think, and grab my HEAVILY modified Stihl 046 Chainsaw and put the 32" bar on it! I'm gonna have some fun, one way or the other!
I warmed i up and ended up chasing a few groups of middle school kids up and down the block. No chain on it, it was safe, other than maybe a paper cut! The best was a group of three girls, dressed as naughty nurses and French maids (WAY to young for the outfits!) I gave them candy and waited until they got to the end of the drive to fire it up and chase them! They didn't stop again until they were four houses down!
I'm a bad, bad man!