You're fortune, "In bed"
This has worked well on some forums, not so well on others, we'll see how it goes here. Remember "family friendly"!
It's been said any fortune you could get from a fortune cookie, is that much better if you add "in bed" to the end of it!
Mine from the other night; "You will have lots of fun with an investment of four wheels" in bed!
The really funny thing about this was just two days before I had scored tickets to the NASCAR race in KC! My wife and I had a good laugh at that one.
"You will attract cultural and artistic people to your home" in bed. I must say, they are getting rather creative anymore!
Do you know, I've never had a fortune cookie! I'd love to try them, but haven't seen them here.
You will soon start some renivating.....in bed! haha good stuff. That was tonights fortune cookie.
Lol Ravage!! That is fun to do! I don't get fortune cookies on a regular basis. But I totally saw a fortune cookie maker at the store the other day. Blew my mind!
Last time I got one I took a picture, so I have it here on my phone. It read "Keep your goals away from the trolls"
That made me ROFL even without adding anything to the end!
You can make them up, it's not a hard and fast thread, it's like word association, fun.
Oh I see. Lol!! That makes more sense!
Originally Posted by Sawlight
I loved the coincedence that I happened to get chinese food the night that saw made this thread!
True story... I have had a fortune on my fridge for 7 years! I won't take it down.. My husband got it one night when we got Chinese..he NEVER opens them.. it says... "You and your wife will be happy in your life together".... add "in bed" to it and...yeah..well... LOL :)
I'm not very imaginative...so I Googled it. This one is pretty funny:
"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly"...in bed