This has worked well on some forums, not so well on others, we'll see how it goes here. Remember "family friendly"!
It's been said any fortune you could get from a fortune cookie, is that much better if you add "in bed" to the end of it!
Mine from the other night; "You will have lots of fun with an investment of four wheels" in bed!
The really funny thing about this was just two days before I had scored tickets to the NASCAR race in KC! My wife and I had a good laugh at that one.
"You will attract cultural and artistic people to your home" in bed. I must say, they are getting rather creative anymore!