Ellen was lying in bed one night. Dick was falling asleep but Ellen was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting.."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me"
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck..."
Angrily, Dick threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Ellen asked..
"To get my teeth!"