How can some people be so stupid and so full of B.S.?
We have a neighbor that is so stupid and so full of B.S. that every time he opens his mouth so much Crap falls out I don't know if I should give him a massive roll of toilet paper or an Industrial Sized box of breadth mints!
Case in point:
He is 45 years old. At one time he told me he never got beyond the 8th. Grade of school.
He claims to be a Master Automotive Mechanic and has been one for 35 years. (hmmmmmmm! Let me see 45 years old......Master Mechanic for 35 years........ that means he was 10 years old when he got his Mechanics Certificate! To top that off, his Pickup truck has been broke down for 2 years and he can't get it to run for more than 3 minuts at a time!)
He claims to have a Degree as an Electrical Engineer and he worked in that trade for 15 years.
Then he claims to have been an Operating Engineer running heavy Equipment for 20 years. (but he doesn't know the difference between a Track hoe and a Back hoe! )
Last week he was telling us how he could not get his computer running properly and it had him baffled, especially because he Graduated Top of his class in Computer Science last year! (hmmmm.....that's funny.....he has lived next door for 2 years and I have NEVER seen him work or go to school Once! )
Every time I go outside to hook my truck up to my boat trailer, he immediately comes out and asks me if I am going fishing. The other day I said "No, I'm going to take some photos and I'm using it as a camera! )
2 days ago I walked out of my house with both of my Cameras around my neck, my backpack full of lenses in one hand, my Tripod in the other hand and I was wearing my Photographers vest. Mr. Brilliant immediately sees me and asked if I was going out to take photos? I popped off, "No, I'm going fishing! )
When I returned a couple hours later he came out and asked me if I took any photos? My answer was "No, but I caught a whale in the river that was 50 feet long!
Every time he asks a stupid question like that I want to say "Here's your sign!" and hand him a sign that says "I am So STUPID that I Don't Know I Am a Total and Complete IDIOT!