Many years ago, a six year old girl asked her grandmother, who was 97 years old at the time, what she did to live to such an old age.
Grandma replied, "Each morning, as long as I have lived, I would mix a pinch of gunpowder in a glass of milk and drink it for breakfast."
The little girl took Grandma's advice to heart and for the rest of her life, she would mix a pinch of gunpowder in a glass of milk each morning
and drink it for breakfast.
Sure enough, she lived to the ripe old age of 107 years old.
When she died, she left behind 10 children, 37 grandchildren, 72 great-grandchildren, 6 great-great grandchildren and.....
A 40 foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be!