My day sure went to heck!
My wife and I went to the store to get some groceries. On the way there a big Raven flew right smack into the windshield of my truck.
To get it off the windshield and my line of vision I reached down and turned on the windshield wipers.
Just as I did a City Police car came from the other direction. As he was passing by the wipers knocked the Raven off my windshield and right onto the Police car windshield.
Immediately the Lights and sirens came on, the Officer did an immediate U turn and pulled me over! I was then given a $150 ticket!
The Officer said it was for Flipping him the bird!