I Dropped My Suorin Drop On A Busy Road And Came Back To Find It Intact
The Suorin Drop is an invincible beast, in my opinion. An invincible beast that earned its name for me this weekend. I was out at a St. Patrick’s Day Parade with my Suorin Drop in hand, stealth vaping in the sunshine, with no clue that I was about to suffer a near vape-tragedy.
After the parade, I went back to my car, set my backpack on the hood, put my Suorin Drop on the roof, and organized my things. Then I drove toward the nearest intersection to try to squeeze into traffic on the busy road amid the exodus from the parade.
As I turned onto the road, I heard a sound that I thought was a part falling off of my car. Then, I remembered and my stomach…dropped. My Suorin Drop just rolled from the roof of my car onto a busy road. It’s the worst day of my life.
I briefly considered getting out of the car, but I knew if I did I would be smashed. Would it be worth it to save my Suorin Drop from getting smashed on this 45 mph road so it could live on after my demise?
No, I decided.
I went to ease my grief by grabbing some snacks and walking around downtown.
About 20 minutes later, I decided to head back to the scene of the tragedy and look for my Drop. I knew it was a longshot, but I had to follow my heart. I pulled over on a side street and walked to the main street where the Drop had departed.
Traffic had eased up, so I was able to walk the sidewalk, where I hoped it had been pushed by oncoming traffic. I wanted to see what was left of this amazing device. To see how far it had…fallen.
Then, I saw a glint of purple flashing in the sunlight on the road. There it was, my rainbow chrome Suorin Drop lay in the middle of the right lane.
I prayed audibly as a handful of cars zoomed by. Then I tiptoed onto the road, filled with dread about what I might find.
When I picked up my Suorin Drop, it was like reuniting with a lost pet.
The smooth chrome sheen was a little scratched, but when I lifted the Drop to my lips, it vaped perfectly. The mouthpiece and cartridge were barely even nicked.
Whether it was sheer luck or the mighty structure of the Suorin Drop, I’ll never know. One thing is for certain, the Suorin Drop is a beast and it sure has staying power.
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